Pure Randomness

dicksplit:

"So, how was your first time?"

hustled:

this happened

hustled:

this happened

castielssam:

chris evans with a beard is the type of guy to take you out drinking and take you home and fuck you until you cannot walk

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chris evans without a beard is the type of guy to bring you flowers and coffee before work and tell you a joke while making love

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missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

eevechu:

"pokemon is for little kids"

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cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus