"So, how was your first time?"
chris evans with a beard is the type of guy to take you out drinking and take you home and fuck you until you cannot walk
chris evans without a beard is the type of guy to bring you flowers and coffee before work and tell you a joke while making love
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
"pokemon is for little kids"
Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus